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inbox me a fairy tale

  • Snow White:

    Do you consider yourself pretty?

  • Sleeping Beauty:

    How many hours do you sleep each night?

  • Cinderella:

    Do you have a curfew?

  • Rapunzel:

    Do you like being outside?

  • Little Red Riding Hood:

    Do you trust strangers easily?

  • The Wolf and the seven little Goats:

    Are you easily fooled?

  • The Seven Ravens:

    Do you have any siblings? How is your relationship to them?

  • Beauty and the Beast:

    What makes a person beautiful in your eyes?

  • The Little Mermaid:

    What sacrifice would you bring for love?

  • The Frog Prince:

    What do you find disgusting?

  • Jack and the Beanstalk:

    What plants are in your room?

  • Puss in Boots:

    Do you have a pet? Do you want one?

  • Rumpelstiltskin:

    What is the meaning of your url?

  • Bluebeard:

    Name one character flaw!

  • Pinocchio:

    What is your greatest wish?

  • Peter Pan:

    What is your (mental) age?

  • The Star Money:

    What is your most prized possession?

  • Golden Mary and Pitch Mary:

    Are you more of a lazy person or do you work hard?

  • The Snow Queen:

    Who is your best friend and what would you do for them?

  • Godfather Death:

    What qualities do you think make a good parent?

  • The Twelve Dancing Princesses:

    Do you like to go on parties?

  • The Emperor's New Clothes:

    Do you care much about your clothes?

  • The Valiant Little Tailor:

    Do you think of yourself as brave?

  • The Princess and the Pea:

    Are you a squeamish person?

cumber-porn:

vanconcastiel:

just watch. Just do it.

You owe it to yourself. You are worth this.

I laughed so much I cried

(Source: snerky)

theintermediatestates:

escapedosmil:

noelledino:

deductionhunters:

chocolateist:

i-want-cheese:

bakaandty:

i-want-cheese:

blogorgtfo:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.

Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?

Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.

No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh. 

Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.
Math
Driving
Light
Anything causes them

Favorite answer so far.

Math.

Dicks can seriously be ridiculous at times

Hell sometimes a brisk breeze can set them off

Reblogging this for all of the girls and guys that DO NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION.  Because this is extremely important.

HEY!!! 

HEYYYYYY!!!!

The term ‘blue balls’ isn’t actually a fucking thing. 

It was created by giant flopping douche canoes to con girls into rubbing their little dingadongs. 

I literally get 10 boners a day and never get blue balls. 

Next time someone tries to shame you into a handy, kick them in the balls and tell them “NOW YOU HAVE BLUE BALLS”

Yeah, I probably get over six or seven erections everyday for no goddamn reason, if you don’t want to ‘take care of it’ nothing is going to happen. It just goes away. Most of the time it has nothing to do with ‘arousal’ at all. It just happens.

solaspunk:

thenowhereprince:

themightyglamazon:

romanovan:

if anyone remembers the story that was making rounds a while back about a 19 year old discovering the solution to cleaning up the pacific garbage patch, that project launched a fundraider which now has 7 days to reach it’s goal.

crASHES THROUGH THE WALL BECAUSE I HEARD SOMEBODY NEEDED MONEY TO CLEAN THE OCEAN

PLEASE HELP THE OCEAN 

4 days left. 90% there.

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