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One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?

rats-in-the-walls:

deadinmagazines:

stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

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Oh snap

BOOOOM

john-egberts-floating-arms:

rick-sanchez:

camiekahle:

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

I’m fucking dying

(Source: mycroftly)

ohmansebastianstan:

Just imagine Neville taking Luna to St. Mungo’s to meet his parents. At first he is a little nervous - not as much as his grandmother though, she rather keep those visits between her and her grandson - but as it turns out, there is no need to worry.
Even the doctors and nurses are touched and impressed by the gentle and unabashedly open way this peculiar, young girl has with them. Especially Neville’s mother quickly developes a particularly strong bond with Luna. It’s probably the closest she has come to making a real friend in seventeen years.
They play easy boardgames - it turns out Luna never threw away any of her childhood toys - and miraculously Alice never loses. They learn how to fold little birds and butterflies out of candy wrappers and Luna makes them fly around the room, while Alice watches with a beaming smile on her face. Luna tells Alice all about her own mother - how she died and how much she still misses her every day. She tells her about her life with Neville ("He’s going to be a great professor some day. He still doesn’t believe Nargles live in mistletoes, but dont worry, I’m working on it."). One day, as they are saying their goodbyes, Alice surprises them all by suddenly engulfing Luna in a tight hug. Neville doesn’t lose any time and proposes on their way home.

And this is why to me Neville / Luna is the best alteration of book!canon in the history of movie adaptions.

edgyspice:

megasilly:

okay okay but hear me out: wizarding tattoos

tattoos of cats that wind around your ankles, birds that fly across your back when you move, a wand that moves when you move your own wand, a map on the back of your hand that shows your current location

the possibilities are endless

"cool you have a cat tattoo can i see it?"

"uh i think it’s sleeping on my ass right now. maybe later."

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